I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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