On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
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