I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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