Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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