I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
NoShamevember. You game?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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