Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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