Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I am one with the molecules
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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