I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Randomize
