My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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