by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
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