Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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