Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
