what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
In America we eat man semen.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
My breasts were aching with rage.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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