bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I said "one day" and that day is not today
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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