I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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