I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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