your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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