I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
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