Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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