Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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