I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Randomize
