Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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