The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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