I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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