yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I just found a bag of teeth...
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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