just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
they need to just BURY HIM!
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
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