I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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