So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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