If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
we're so committed to being not committed
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
