i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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