You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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