your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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