i permit you to call me
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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