Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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