weddingsv make me drug and hornr
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
