okay pat passed out under dana's car
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
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