Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
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