your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I wish you could order shots online.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Randomize
