we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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