dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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