Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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