You really coming over, don't trick.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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