I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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