yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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