You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Randomize
