apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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