He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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