i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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