Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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