Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
did you just send me my own nude
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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