Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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