do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i need an iv and a liver transplant
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I currently don't understand fingers.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
Randomize
